Prairie Oyster Harvest is a Side Quest in Far Cry 5. This walkthrough shows how to complete this Quest.
Region: Holland Valley (John’s Region)
Area: Fall’s End (Spread Eagle)
Quest Giver: Casey Fixman
Requirement: Complete Side Mission Testy Festy
Reward: 200 RP, $1425, and a Testicle Festival shirt unlocked
Go back to the Spread Eagle and talk to Casey Fixman. There’s one key ingredient that you still need to gather for the Testy Festy, and it’s literally the most important one of all: testicles.
But not just any testicles will do, no sir. He tells you that you have to gather testicles in specific ways in order for him to make his three signature dishes for the Testy Festy. Travel to Davenport Farm to get things started. Casey will talk you through all of your instructions, so you don’t have to worry about forgetting his list.
Destroy the lock on the gate to let the cows run free, then get ready for some hot cow-on-cow action. Eventually the bulls will wander over to the cows and after a moment, nature will take its course. Once the bull has mounted the cow, kill it and harvest its engorged testicles.
The second type is a little less disgusting, and luckily you won’t have to touch anything to get them. Nearby you’ll find a parked tractor mulcher. Hop in and run the bull over for shredded testicles.
For the third and final version, you need to kill a bull with fire. If you don’t have a flamethrower, there’s a handy stock of molotov cocktails on a crate near the gate. Torch the bull and grab its balls for the final testicles type you need. Travel to Casey who is setting up for the festival, anxiously awaiting his chance to get his hands on your testicles.
Enjoy the festival, or at least what little you’ll remember of it. One highlight that stands out though, is the drunken shooting gallery challenge, an activity which says a lot about the mentality of the people of Hope County. Chug a shot then shoot the balloons as fast as you can to win. When you wake up, the mission will be over, you’ll have an ugly date next to you, and the aftertaste of testicles in your mouth. Let us never speak of this again.
For more Walkthroughs, check out our full Far Cry 5 Strategy Guide.