Take Me to Church is a Main Mission in Saints Row (2022 Reboot). This walkthrough will guide you through all objectives of the Take Me to Church story mission.
Quest Giver: Eli
Requirement: Complete Be Your Own Boss
Reward: $4,000 Cash, 3,000 XP, The Saints, Saints HQ
Mission Info: We need a headquarters for our startup that isn’t our apartment.
Objectives:
- Go to the apartment
- Get in the car
- Take your friends to see the church
- Get in the front loader
- Destroy the construction site
- Defeat Marshall security
- Go to your friends
- Find Blande
- Get in Blande’s car
- Drift
- Drive to the highway
- Drive in the oncoming lane
- Drive to the graveyard
- Take the jump
- Go to the church
- Talk to Eli and Neenah
- Find a way into the church
- Open the front door
- Kill the Idols
Go to the apartment
The crew is having a meeting to talk about a headquarter for the new criminal enterprise, head inside to meet with them.
Get in the car
You’re going to head to the location to check it out, get in the car with everyone else.
Take your friends to see the church
The church location is marked on your map just to the north, head there now.
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Get in the front loader
You’re going to need to clear out the construction crew that are camped in front of your new church. Hop in the marked front end loader sitting out front.
Destroy the construction site
Using the loader, you now need to destroy all of the construction items sitting in front of the church. This means things like the trucks, buildings, and outhouses. You can use 
to raise the loader bucket, flinging items into the air.
Defeat Marshall security
After destroying enough stuff, vehicles from Marshall show up to attack you. Take them all out to continue. You can either just get out and shoot the enemies, or keep using the loader to help deal with them.
Go to your friends
After Marshall are dealt with, head back to the church entrance and speak with your waiting friends.
Find Blande
Blande is the developer who owns the land, and you’re going to mess to get. Head over to the marked spot nearby to find him at City Hall.
Get in Blande’s car
Blande is parked in front of the building, hop out of your vehicle and get in his vehicle, then start driving.
Drift
You’re going to be doing a series of stunts to get Blande to give you the deed. You need to keep moving the whole time in between though, or else he’ll jump out. First off you need to drift around. If you’ve not figured out yet how drifting in the game works, it’s similar to a kart racer over other racing games. You need to hold 
the whole time to stay drifting, then you change how tight the turn is depending on where you push the analog stick. So if you want to stay drifting for longer you push the stick the opposite directions of the drift, making you travel is nearly a straight line.
Drive to the highway
For the next stunt you need to drive to the highway, the game will direct you to a nearby entrance and you should start driving down the wrong way.
Drive in the oncoming lane
Now you need to drive into oncoming traffic until you fill the next bar. You can generally just drive directly between the two lanes of traffic and other cars will not get in your way.
Drive to the graveyard
For the final stunt, you need to head over to the graveyard, which will be marked on your map nearby.
Take the jump
Around the graveyard, there are a number of hills created by mausoleums. Uses these to jump around a number of times to fill the bar. Make sure to control yourself in the air so that you don’t flip the car when landing.
Go to the church
After the jumps, Blande hands over his briefcase, and you can now head back to the church.
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Talk to Eli and Neenah
Your other friends are still waiting outside, go over to them to talk.
Find a way into the church
You now need to find a way to get inside the church to unlock the door. Follow the objective over to the left to climb onto the roof, then continue to the right.
Follow the next objective by using the debris on the balcony to reach the second roof level, then climb to the next level up.
Head through the opening in the wall, then walk across the planks to reach the balcony on the other side of the room, which has a stairway leading down to the front door.
Open the front door
Once you reach the door, interact with it to open it and get back outside.
Kill the Idols
Some Idols are now attacking the church, first from the front. Deal with any that appear.
After the first group, you’ll need to help Kevin, who has moved to a different area. Head around the left of the church again and go through the arches leading to the area behind the church.
Once the group near Kevin are dealt with, you’ll need to head inside to help Eli. An enemy will open a door on the building which you can enter to reach the interior.
After all the enemies are dealt with inside, you’ll have a short cutscene and the mission will be complete.
This finishes Take Me to Church main quest in Saints Row.
For all other Main Missions, check out the complete Saints Row Walkthrough.
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